After losing his last 5 pubic hairs
with the chemo and radiation,
he wished he had a pussy
instead of a peter and ballocks.
A pussy without fur is a choice
turn-on for some, a prize
rare as the tiny buntings
the French eat, bones and all.
But a man without pubes–what love
will he find? Unless he shrinks
to a small boy, beguiles (with
sheep’s eyes) town pedophiles.