Three Holiday Parodies

Christmas in the Brothel, Edvard Munch

crocking astound duh grist fuss key

crocking astound duh grist fuss key
rat duh grist fuss tarty prop
thistle beau tongue rare pew plan she
rev knee supple dries blue slop

crocking astound duh grist fuss key
jet duh grist fuss peer pit bling
crater wheel calve bum bumpkin sky
hand wheel loo bum barreling

pew fill jet uh incremental squealing
then pew cheer
choices dinging jets see collie
wreck duh galls myth vows love dolly

crocking astound duh grist fuss key
calve uh slappy doll uh fey
rev knee sun lancing charily
gin duh roux gold rationed pay

[Rocking Around the Christmas Tree]

too grist fuss

style calve uh too grist fuss myth route pew
style see go too must pinkin’ uh doubt pew
speck or nations love bed fauna queen grist fuss key
don’t see duh blame jeer riff pure tot cheer myth tea

hand then toes too show fakes mart drawlin’
mats then toes too gem knees mart crawlin’
pool see human mall knight myth pure grist fuss love bite
gut style calve uh too too too too grist fuss

pool see human mall knight myth pure grist fuss love bite
gut style calve uh too too too too grist fuss

[Blue Christmas]

uh dolly collie grist fuss

calve uh dolly collie grist fuss
pits duh chest grime love duh gear
lye won’t dough riff glare ill see show
gut calve uh sup love smear

calve uh dolly collie grist fuss
hand then pew squawk brown duh treat
ray bell mow blue winds pew dough
hand rev knee sun pew sheet

mow owe duh thistle beau
tongue rare pew plan she
bum shoddy dates gore pew
hiss fur dunce gore tea

calve uh dolly collie grist fuss
hand gin trace pew squid hunt cheer
mow thigh trolley
calve uh dolly collie grist fuss
kiss gear

[A Holly, Jolly Christmas]